*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*
This is Bailey. Ever since I taught him to balance a treat on his nose, he lets me stack whatever I want on his face
i call this “who the fuck forgot that i don’t know how to swim”
hello harry styles, please sign this autograph for my dog, who is very sad. thank you. yes. please address it to liam payne thank you. that’s what i call my sad dog