eatpussylivehappy:

*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WAS IT YOU?

THIS SHIT GOOD!!

posted 3 days ago with 33,675 notes
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sansasturk:

olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*

posted 1 week ago with 7,373 notes
tagged: omfg 

This is Bailey. Ever since I taught him to balance a treat on his nose, he lets me stack whatever I want on his face

posted 2 weeks ago with 105,775 notes
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posted 3 weeks ago with 19,313 notes
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pfftche:

i call this “who the fuck forgot that i don’t know how to swim”

posted 3 weeks ago with 8,533 notes
tagged: omfg 
I met Usher and he thought I was Skrillex
 Matty Healy (via losingyourwords)
posted 1 month ago with 6,912 notes
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@Harry_Styles: Creepy doll.

posted 3 months ago with 28,751 notes
tagged: omfg 

harrystylescrustache:

hello harry styles, please sign this autograph for my dog, who is very sad. thank you. yes. please address it to liam payne thank you. that’s what i call my sad dog

posted 3 months ago with 33,836 notes
tagged: omfg 
posted 4 months ago with 6,661 notes
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piratemalik:

ashton is a real human who tALks LiKe tHis IN rEaL LiFe

posted 6 months ago with 591 notes
tagged: omfg 
llmns