I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name?
ashton girls:intimidating, very alluring, some of the most beautiful girls in the history of ever, contagious smiles, lighthearted, and totally darling, very popular, everyone loves them, alcohol enthusiasts, overprotective of friends and fam n ash obvs
calum girls:cute puppies to sexual goddesses in a tick, cuddly as heck, bangin lil hotties, kinky, avid drinkers, sweet as chocolate, desperate for physical affection, minds always in the gutter, weed aficiandos, snuggle snuggle snuggle, butt touches lots of em
michael girls:half punk, half cotton candy, sarcastic assholes but completely charming, enjoy cruising in the summer, witty as heck and snarky as can be, neck kisses are a turn on, stoners most likely, thinks they're punk but are total weenies, wildly inappropriate pda
luke girls:lil cuties, the prettiest of the prettiest, v admirable, very personable and very lovable, mixtape makers, people are easily jealous of them, effortless appeal, closeted potheads, very musically inclined, likes cuddles and hand holding, mild cute pda
being a zayn girl is such a joke like you get no pics of him when hes out and if you do its suddenly 2004 and people are using nokia flip phones to take photos of him, hes literally one of the most stunning human beings but his instagram is private, hes fucking engaged, he rarely speaks, but when he does something it’s always ignored, you can’t win. you’ll never win.
everyone thinks calum is the tough guy but calum is the guy who gets his big sister’s name tattooed on his arm and who texts his mom for help so that he can cook like her and who keeps the rest of the band awake because he’s writing songs before bed and who everyday thinks about how lucky he is to be in this position calum is a huge softie on the inside leave me here to diE